#poc||gtfo

Oh little one, you’re growing up You’ll soon be writing C You’ll treat your ints as pointers You’ll nest the ternary You’ll cut and paste from github And try cryptography But even in your darkest hour Do not use ECB CBC’s BEASTly when padding’s abused And CTR’s fine til a nonce is reused Some say it’s a CRIME to compress then encrypt Or store keys in the browser (or use javascript) Diffie Hellman will collapse if hackers choose your g And RSA is full of traps when e is set to 3 Whiten! Blind! In constant time! Don’t write an RNG! But failing all, and listen well: Do not use ECB They’ll say “It’s like a one-time-pad! The data’s short, it’s not so bad the keys are long—they’re iron clad I have a PhD!” And then you’re front page Hacker News Your passwords cracked—Adobe Blues. Don’t leave your penguin showing through, Do not use ECB